Another Great Term In Job Descriptions

There is always the “other duties as assigned” line at the bottom of a job description, but today I got a huge kick after repeatedly seeing  “desire to succeed” as a qualification for a job. Really?

I know there are people who do not care if they succeed, but I seriously doubt those folks are even looking for jobs. I don’t think there’s a lot of job seekers who are thinking, “Gosh, I want to fail!” Just sayin’.